what's your superpower?

So, I was at the girls school a few weeks ago for a birthday party. Whichever kid is having a birthday, the parents will bring in cupcakes or a cake or whatever and the kids will enjoy a tasty treat together.
So I'm sitting there at a kids table in a wee little chair when this little guy with freakishly bleach blonde hair whom I have not yet talked to comes up to me as if he's under cover and says, "Um, I have super powers."

So I whisper back, "Really? Wow, what can you do?"

He looks over his shoulder, "I can make everyone in this room disappear."

And then he walked away.