Fare Thee Well!

So, I was privileged to see a Grea Big Sea concert with Kathy and Jay
a couple of years ago.  That concert was the first time I'd heard this
song.  I had no idea what they were saying, except when the chorus came
they told us that after they sang "so good-bye" we were supposed to
punch our fists in the air and shout "FARE THEE WELL!"
It was one of the most hilarious moments I can remember.  There we were
in this little bar in downtown Charlotte with a room full of crazy Newfies
practically jumping through the floor.
It was a big kitchen party...
The lyrics are pretty funny but probably only to those who have either heard
the song already or knows what they're talkin' about, right?

I was just seventeen, when I made the AHL
I couldn't skate in junior, but my fists rang like a bell.
I'll never win a title, and I'll never win the cup,
But when it comes to ladies, I've had the best of luck.

My first one was a sly one, hanging round the rink,
But they sent me off to Cornwall, as fast as you could blink,
In Moose Jaw I was right in love, the daughter of the coach -
He traded me for nothing, didn't take to my approach.

So good-bye, fare thee well,
There's no time for delay
You'll see me at the face-off, or catch the play-by-play
So good-bye, fare thee well,
I'm glad you shared my bed,
But never trust a fellow with a helmet on his head.

Chantal was from Moncton, elle a jouer avec moi.
A tongue as sharp as razors, but she had a fancy car.
Her husband was a bruiser, played senior in Quebec,
If he'd had the rights of it, it would have been my neck.

Nancy couldn't watch me fight, she'd always be in tears,
Waving from the bleachers, and screaming in my ears,
Dee I should have married, and we had a dandy fling,
But I had a one way contract, blew the money for the ring.

I should have sent a letter, and it would have been polite,
But I'm cleaning out my locker, and time is getting tight.
I'm calling from the station, perhaps another day,
Cause they're calling up a rookie, and they're trading me away.